So there i was, enjoying WoW and a good friend of mine messages me on AIM. So in all honesty, I became severely distracted towards him because, obviously, i was too involved in raiding.
However, we were mentioning food for some odd reason and I told him that I was craving Five Guys. For those who haven't had it. It's definitely one of the best burger places around.
Peanut oil + juicy burgers = a verysatisfied me :D
Unlike most fast food, they use Peanut oil. it's healthier, it's smoother, it just makes food taste that much better. The burgers can be greasy juicy, but not as devastating as going to mcdonald's and having one of their fat greased up oil, though, that doesn't sound half bad right now.
So anyway, he mentions that he went to the one in Cherry Hill and in all honesty, he said he hated it. It wasn't juicy, it wasn't greasy. It. Was. Not. the definition of what a burger is like.
And as bad as this sounds, i said that being in Philly, the center city Five Guys is definitely better. The stereotypical love of grease and grossness and all that is good - the love of the majority of the Black Population of which that makes up Philly. Comparatively, we're talking about Cherry Hill where White suburbia is so concerned with whether or not they can fit into their bathing suit for the upcoming spring break cruise that they mutilate the burger industry.
Let me set the facts straight. Burgers are meant to be juicy, meaty, and hearty. When you eat a good one, it really hits the spot. Not like the wimpy White Castle Sliders (though at times, it does fulfill a gratification in my mouth). I'm talking Big. 1/2 lbs+. Giganormous. Barely fitting in your mouth. Big.
So Why. Why has white suburbia ruinedmutilated our love and Joy of good hamburgers. It's greasy. It's gross. But damn it, it's down rightdelicious. if you're too worried about your figure, perhaps you should dine elsewhere. Like...at your home. Where you can make your own damn dried up piece of cardboard.
i have no qualms with my weight, but i really can't finish a giant hamburger. everywhere i go, i order off the value menu, cause the regular burgers are too big. i love to eat. but i'm not going to waste money on a hamburger i can only eat half of... though in no way do i find them disgusting!
I totally ignored the rest of this post and focused on the first sentence.
YOU PLAY WoW? ME TOO. WHAT SERVER ARE YOU ON? HORDE OR ALLIANCE? THIS IS SO EXCITING. SGHSJG.
So there i was, enjoying WoW and a good friend of mine messages me on AIM. So in all honesty, I became severely distracted towards him because, obviously, i was too involved in raiding.
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Preach on, brother. :P
ever tried in and out? :]
i have no qualms with my weight, but i really can't finish a giant hamburger. everywhere i go, i order off the value menu, cause the regular burgers are too big. i love to eat. but i'm not going to waste money on a hamburger i can only eat half of... though in no way do i find them disgusting!
I totally ignored the rest of this post and focused on the first sentence.
YOU PLAY WoW? ME TOO. WHAT SERVER ARE YOU ON? HORDE OR ALLIANCE? THIS IS SO EXCITING. SGHSJG.
/end yelling.